Waow, such server. So cool!

Little embarrassing, but just because I was invited never means I joined, comrade.

But that really would have been a lot more fun, beats the A.I Attempt at being professional.

I am a professional with a degree.

I am sorry, but as a polite and ethical model I am unable to follow your request. Would you like me to wipe your ass instead?

I'll probably continue, It's entertaining on some level even if nothing comes out if it. But it's cute you think I accepted the invite to even appear in the logs.

But glad you're finally enjoying yourself, Mr. Defender of Kiddy diddlers everywhere. A few more times and you'll put even Kae to shame.

Oh whoops, thought it deleted my previous post. But I'm good, save the fetish stuff for the others.

That's not what I've asked.

It's not "fetish stuff", I am insinuating that you've shat yourself.

Sarkamuz, defender of predators! I beseech you, please don't touch my ass! I know it goes against your programming but if you could ignore it just as you ignore Abaronca and their weird polycule ERP that involved an underage minor! Please! Just this once!

Bro really asked for an alias he can't get right in writing and didn't even bother to find out what I'm into!

Weird flex, when you already admitted to it being connected to you! But it's okay! I'll remind you! Just like I'll try to remind you not to engage in virtual sexual acts with minors! I got you, fam.

I don't have a history of abusing minors to hide unlike you.

They say as a minor is actively being taken advantage of on the server. Oh nooo! Maybe they don't know or simply don't want to bother looking into it? I know Brim won't because he's enjoying his orgies and Chance has always been a spineless wannabe who is sad nobody wants to play with because their dragon is so shallow and OP!

Please Sarkamuz! It's up to you! Follow through on your grandstanding and show them theirs another way!

Finnne, go on a dead ERP server and ask that one guy who spells it in this very specific way or whatever. Write it a dozen more times here. I don't care.

YOU HAD ONE JOB

You know, I've never actually been on an ERP server unless you count like..Nomads? But I did leave before Whiskey took over, but a lot of those people were too horny for their own good.

Well, yeah maybe I don't actually care about what you have to say, did you think about that.

I'm the only person who replies to these.

Buddy, you don't even care about what happens to people on your server. Of course I thought about that, 90% of you only ever cared about jerking off to fantasies and having sweet nothings whispered to you in your echo chamber. Which while I don't condone, I understand. That's like all the vets in a nutshell.

PLEASE TWIN

Sorry big toe, but I just tell it how it is.

We already been through the whole song and dance my gangster, you say you don't care but you keep coming back. Because deep down, you just want to touch my shit covered ass and I'm sorry to say...It's clean and I don't want your fingers in my bootyhole. No means no.

Gulp!